- me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
- chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
- me: i didn't even finish my order
- chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
- me: what
I’m thinking of “Boy Is A Bottom.” Haha. Thanks Willam.
is Rupaul’s drag race a bigger version of toddlers & tiaras or is it the other way around?
- Mom: You should just go on @RuPaulsDragU & learn how to look like a girl.
- Me: Haha! Yeah, but you would be happy if they just sent back @willambelli to be your daughter!
- Me: MOM!
- Mom: Well....
Stoked for next month!
For those of you who may not have heard of Willam, he was one of the stars of RuPaul’s Drag Race: Season 4 and he made a real storm in the competition, hilarious statements, witty comebacks, brilliant reading and the controversial ‘What did Willam do?!” which was the talk of the show after…